I realized tonight that I had never read the Declaration of Independence, and that bothered me. So I read the damn thing.
I was totally with them up until this point:
[The King of Great Britain] has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
Wait…what? Did you know that part was in there?